ps:有人私信我对我说你这么喜欢说英文为什么不全写英文!
众所周知我是一个很亲民的作者所以以后有中文!英文!
几天后!
琳现在还在幻术的世界!
毕竟是s级幻术!
带土:“你发现什么东西少了吗?”
某霉:“不知道!”
带土:“我想起来了,琳!不见了。”
某霉:“……”
靠(#`′)/!你tm现在才想起来?
某霉:“我感知一下她在哪里吧?”
带土:“嗯!”
某霉:“东146o距离3000米。”
其实3000米算小的了,听说豪火灭却可以烧几公里呢!
带土:“走吧。”
某霉:“嗯()!”
嗖!
这时出现了几个风忍!
一女,两男。
龙套a(艾羽):“此树是我栽此路是我开要想从此过留下买路财!”
龙套b(大爷):“小子,给点钱我们就不杀你了!”
龙套c(流逝):“呵呵(),不给钱是吧?你们就留下人头就可以了。”
卧槽!
带土和某霉什么都没有说就被别人说成穷孩子!
麻痹!
坑我们呢?
套路!
你要杀我们就直说嘛!何必套路我们了呢?
流逝:“火遁豪火球之术!”
这时一个大火球冲向了带土和某霉!
带土懵逼了!我tm没有水属性查克拉,也没有防御性忍术。
某霉:“带土让开!”
某霉:“水遁水龙弹之术!”
附近没有什么水所以威力小了很多,不过还是勉勉强强的防下来了。毕竟水遁水龙弹是个b级忍术,而豪火球是c级忍术。
我斑不服!
我佐助不服!
我鼬不服!
不服?小心一点。
我斑第一个服,谁他妈不服我就打谁?
我佐助1
我鼬2
流逝:“呵呵,看你们这次怎么防守。”
“火遁·龙炎放歌之术!”x3
这时一个似龙的物体出来了,他的脸十分狰狞!他在咆哮,光是一个咆哮都会让人麻痹,感觉手不是自己的。
嗖!
整片森林起火了!
虽然面积不大但足以把他们两个烧死了。
拒绝农药从我做起!
火影忍者小剧场
十年火影,百年传承,火影虽已完结,但是火之意志不会熄灭——致火影,致青春
火影忍者18条冷知识,判断你是真爱粉或是骨灰粉?
1旗木卡卡西14岁学会了风遁螺旋丸(意不意外?嘘)
2尾兽玉的阴阳查克拉比例是2:8
3时空间忍术数量很多,始祖为黄泉比良坂,最强的是天之御中,后来的轮墓边狱,神威,飞雷神也是非常bug的存在……类似的通灵术,逆通灵,秽土转生,加藤断的灵化之术,雷之国的天送之术也属于时空间忍术
4飞段也会死,长期失去营养的他活不了多久
5写轮眼控制尾兽的几种方法,万花筒写轮眼初代细胞(青年带土),永恒万花筒写轮眼(终结之谷斑)
6须佐能乎分5阶段,第3阶段半成体的鼬,第4阶段完全体的斑,卡卡西,第5阶段究极体的佐助
7会使用八尺琼勾玉的还有斑
8最强感知能力的是霏间,在他面前漩涡一族的都不算什么
9水门很中二,从他的忍术名称就可以看出
10斑,卡卡西,我爱罗都是死过一次的男人
11水无月白,鬼灯幻月,竹取君麻吕,加藤静音
12宇智波美琴根据猿飞佐助把儿子取名为佐助
13火影众多剧情借鉴于日本神话书《古事记》,大家可以阅读下
14八门遁甲借鉴了中国三国时代八门遁甲之阵
15不存在什么木叶八色的说法,那些都是网友扯淡,不过木叶有二代的六护卫,转寝小春,水户门炎,宇智波镜,志村团藏,猿飞日斩,秋道取风
16第一个向小南表白的人叫玮堕天玖助(…全是错别字)
17三位预言之子,漩涡长门,波风水门,漩涡鸣人,一个误入歧途,一个英年早逝,终其缘由,都是因为带土,而带土黑化又是斑的策划,斑的黑化又是黑绝在背后作梗,可悲可叹,借用再不斩一句:忍者世界只存在利用者和被利用者
18最扎心的,博人传鸣人难逃一死
鸣人没结婚前与那些人接过吻,被一个女人强吻3次,看到最后真是重口味!
不风,不风本来想用陷阱机关杀死鸣人,没想到鸣人安然无恙。当她感受到鸣人身上的查克拉后,想通过尸鬼接吻吸干鸣人的查克拉。当她调戏鸣人没有亲吻过时,鸣人红着脸地辩解自己是有那方面经验的,虽然是跟男人。鸣人被她强吻3次之多!
雏田,就在鸣人对恋爱一脸迷茫时,雏田被来自月球的大帅哥舍人劫走当老婆,鸣人这才恍然大悟。于是他奋起直追,在婚礼上把老婆抢了回来两人在月光下上演一场世纪之恋,台词和动作甜蜜到让人鸡皮疙瘩掉一地。鸣人与雏田之间的亲吻唯美动人
小樱,鸣人体内的九尾被拽了出来,陷于濒死边缘,小樱和我爱罗必须带他去找四代火影。因为医疗忍术无效,小樱将手伸进鸣人的体内,一边按压心脏,一边给他做人工呼吸,这一幕尤为感人
渔火,如果说第一个夺走鸣人初吻的同性是佐助,那第一个夺走鸣人初吻的异性就是渔火了。渔火因为遭遇过神隐却活着回来,遭到了村人们的歧视,过着艰难的日子,鸣人对于素未相识的她伸出了援手。
龙舌,鸣人被指控杀人而被关进天牢“鬼灯城”。被冤枉就算了,还被狱卒扒掉了**检查有没有违禁物品。鸣人先是与城主无为抗争,后是与无为的儿子无垢展开激战,连同龙舌被穿刺在一起,危在旦夕,总之就是悲惨至极。眼看鸣人的脉搏越来越微弱,龙舌吻向了他,用龙命转生术以命换命。眼看鸣人的脉搏越来越微弱,龙舌吻向了他,用龙命转生术以命换命。
在忍者说明会上,小樱和山中井野抢着当佐助的同桌,气不过的鸣人蹲在佐助的桌子上,和他大眼瞪小眼。没想到前面的同学无意中撞到鸣人,鸣人就这么和佐助亲上了,双方的初吻就在不设防的情况下被对方夺走了。小樱怒不可赦,随即给了鸣人一个爆栗。
ps:someonewrotetomeprivatelyandsaidyouliketospeakenglishsomuchwhydon'tyouwriteitallinenglish!asweallknow,iamaverypeople-friendlyauthorsotherewillbechinese!english!
withdirt:“didyoufindanythingmissing“”somemildew:“donotknow!“”beltsoil:“iremember,lin!“disappear”somemould:“…“dependon(#'′)/!youtmjustrememberednowsomemildew:“ifeelwheresheis“”beltearth:“hmm!“”
somemildew:“146eastdistance3000meters“”infact,3000metersissmall,iheardthatthefirecanbuafewkilometers!takeearth:“let'sgo“”somemould:“hum(…)!“”whoosh!atthismomentappearedafewwindendure!onewoman,twomen。
walk-ona(aiyu):“iplantedthistreeisthatiwouldliketoopentheroadfromnowontostayandbuyroadmoney!“”extrab:“boy,giveussomemoneyandwewon'tkillyou!“”walk-onc:“hehe,nomoney,right“justleavethehead”
**bringsoilandsomemouldtosaynothingtobecalledpoorchildbyothers!paralysis!andtrapusroutine!youwanttokillus,justsayit!whydowehavetodothispassage:“firetoescapethemightyfireball!“”atthismomentabigfireballrushedtothebeltsoilandsomemold!takethedirt!itmdon'thavewaterchara,nordoihavedefensiveforbearance。
somemould:“takesoiltomoveaway!“”somemould:“thewaterescapestheskillofwaterdragonbomb!“”therewasnowateraroundsomuchlesspower,butstillbarelyabletopreventdownafterall,thewater-escapehoseisab-classninja,andthefireballisac-classninjaidon'tlikeit!icann'tacceptsasuke!idon'tlikestoats!disagreeingbecarefulwhothehellwonn'tihitifi'mthefirstonetotakeiti'msasuke1i'mferret2
passing:“haha,seehowyoudefendthistime“”“theartofsong-playingbyfire!”*3thenadragon-likeobjectcameout,andhisfacewasveryugly!he'sgrowlingagrowlaloneisparalyzingitfeelslikehishandisnothiswhoosh!thewholeforestisonfire!itwassmallenoughtobuthembothrefusingpesticides,startingwithme!
fireshadowninjatheaterfortenyears,acenturyofheritage,althoughtheshadowoffireisover,butthewilloffirewillnotgoout-tofireshadow,toyouthfireshadowninja18coldknowledge,judgeyouaretruelovepowderorashespowder
qimukashikakashileaedthewindescapespiralpillattheageof14shhh,)theratioofyinandyangofthetailbeastjadeis2:8whenthenumberofspaceforbearance,ancestortothedeadbiliyasaka,thestrongestisthekingofheaven,andlaterthetombofthewheelprison,thedivinepower,flyingthorisalsoverybug'sexistence…similarpsychiccounter-channeling,transmigrationoffilth,spiritualizationofgargoyle,andtelepathyofthekingdomofthunderalsobelongtospace-timeforbearance
flyingsegmentwillalsodie,long-termlossofnutrition,hewillnotlivelongtowritewheeleyecontrolofthetailofseveralmethods,kaleidoscopewritewheeleyeprimarycells(youthbeltsoil),etealkaleidoscopewritewheeleye(theendofthevalleyspot)mustbeabletobedividedintofivestagesstage3semi-adultferret,stage4pletewithallspots,kakashi,stage5polarbodyassistwilluseeightfeetqionggouyualso一一一spot
themostperceptiveofthemallwasphilo,whowasnothinglikethevortexinfrontofhim--watergatewassecondnature,andthenameofhisforbearancetellsusthatspot,kakashi,iloveluo--allmenwhodiedonce--11waterandnomoonghostlampmagicmoon,takezokimaro,katomute12uchizomikotonamedhissonsasukeaccordingtotheape-feisuke
13fireshadowsmanyplotsinviewofthejapanesemythologybook“thestoryofancienttimes,“youcanreadthe14thyearofthechinesethreekingdomsperiodtoescapefromthearmorhowever,muyehadsixbodyguardsofthesecondgeneration,whotuedtoxiaochun,shuihumenyan,yuzhibomirror,zhicuntuanzang,tufeisunbeheaded,qiudaotookthewind16thefirstpersontoexpresshislovetoxiaonanwasweidejiu(…allwrongwords)
17thethreesonsofprophecy,thevortexgate,thewindwatergate,thevortexnaruto,afallintoawrongpath,ayoungman,diedyoung,allbecauseofthesoil,andtheblackeningofthesoilwastheplanningofthespot,andtheblackeningofthespotwastheobstructionoftheblacksadly,toborrowornottocutaword:theninjaworldonlyexistsforthebenefitoftheuserandbythebenefitofthe18mostheart-piercing,boming-mingpeoplewillnotescapedeath
narutowaskissedbyawoman3timesbeforehegotmarried,anditwasreallystrongtastetoseetheend!nowind,nowindoriginallyintendedtokillnarutowithtraporgans,butnarutosafeandsoundwhenshefeltthechacraonnaruto,shetriedtosuckitdrybykissingacorpseghostwhensheflirtswithnarutowithoutkissing,narutoblushesandconfessesthatshehasthatexperience,thoughwithmenminghasbeenkissedbyherthreetimes!
hatada,innarutoloveafaceconfused,hatadawasfromthemoonwhenthehandsomebrothertostealhiswife,narutothissuddenlyrealizedsohecatchesupandgrabshiswifeattheweddingandtheyplayacenturyofloveinthemoonlight,theirlinesandactionssweetenoughtogivepeoplegoosebumpsthekissbetweennarutoandasadaissobeautifulthatsakura,withherninehumantailspulledoutofherbody,isonthevergeofdyingsakuraandimusttakehertofindfourgenerationsoffireshadowsbecausemedicaltreatmentfailed,sakuraputherhandintonaruto'sbody,pressedhisheartandgavehimmouth-to-mouthresuscitation,aparticularlytouchingscene
。yuhuo,ifthefirstpersontotakeawaynaruto'sfirstkissofthesamesexissasuke,thenthefirstpersontotakeawaynaruto'sfirstkissoftheoppositesexisthefishingfireyuhuowasdiscriminatedagainstbypeopleinthevillagebecauseshehadmetthegod-hiddenbutcamebackaliveshelivedahardlifeandming-renhelpedherwhohadneverknownherbefore。
dragontongue,narutoisaccusedofmurderandlockedupintheprison“ghostlampcity“let'sjustforgetaboutitthejailerrippeditofffatcheckforcontrabandmingpeoplefirstfightwiththecitymasterinaction,andthenwiththesonofinactionwithoutdirtlaunchedafiercebattle,togetherwiththedragontonguewaspiercedtogether,atstake,inshort,isextremelytragicseeingthatnaruto'spulsewasgettingweakerandweaker,thedragon'stonguekissedhimandgavehimhislifeinexchangeforhislifeseeingthatnaruto'spulsewasgettingweakerandweaker,thedragon'stonguekissedhimandgavehislifeinexchangeforhislife。
attheninjabriefing,sakuraandyamanakagrabsasuke'sdeskmate,buttheangrynarutocrouchesonsasuke'sdesk,andhebeingatone'switsenddidnotexpectinfrontofthestudentsaccidentallyhitnaruto,narutoonthepro-soandsasuke,thefirstkissofthetwosidesintheabsenceofdefenseontheothersidewastakenawaythelittlecherryforgaveherandgavenarutoachestnut。
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